there are two sides to every coin
there's☕ you
and the fuck shit wasted 
person you know 
you are deep down 
inside 
luckily,
fairy fuck 
serves a
multi-purpose use 🤔 
 *pregame hallucinations ✔️
*post-whatever the hell ✔️
*cappy nightie night stand ✔️
and it holds 15oz of shiz
🍸🧚🧚